Never, ever again

Dave — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:15:46 +0000

Wow, three years later and I find myself here once again. The last iteration of this blog died out due to a lot of apathy on my part (I mean come on, how hard is it to hold any sort of interest when Fat Kim is your opposition leader?), and I don’t know how this time around will go, but let’s give it a spin. If two weeks pass and this is still the only post on the site, then you can be confident that I’m not as angry or passionate as I used to be (but just as lazy).

So I’ve upgraded WordPress, flushed out all my old rants on Kim Possible and Eurovision, and I’m here to once again extoil the virtues of our fearmongering leader and his OMG AMAZING vision for the future. I’m not exactly sure what that OMG AMAZING vision is, but he keeps repeating it, so surely it must be true. He’s magic like that. So far I’ve managed to deduce that this OMG AMAZING vision for the future includes:

Change one insignificant sentence in a document nobody reads, in an attempt to cancel out 11 years of fucking over a certain race of people.
Give everyone a bigger tax refund in an attempt to buy a few votes (appears to be working, too) instead of actually spending it on useful shit. I used to work at the refunds desk in Target - nobody ever commented on my OMG AMAZING visionary leadership skills when I spent my weekends giving customers their own money back (whilst trying to avoid strangling them), so I don’t get what the big deal is here.

I’m sure there’s far more policies designed for short-term political gain on their way too, but in the meantime, I’m going to get the rest of this site set up properly.

Completely Biased

Never, ever again